Happily Married to my Bed.

For the committed napper and proud parent of plush accessories.
This soft cotton crewneck short sleeve tee features a vibrant DTF print with a cartoon twist: “Me and my bed are happily married. We have two children named pillow and blanket.” It’s the ultimate statement piece for anyone loyal to their sleep schedule and unbothered by early alarms.

Funny, comfy, and just the right amount of dramatic.
Wear it to bed, brunch, or anywhere you need to declare your domestic bliss with your bedding.