Selective Hearing

Turn down the volume on nonsense and crank up the attitude. This ultra-comfy hoodie features the bold statement:
“I have Selective Hearing. Sorry you weren’t selected today. Tomorrow isn’t looking good neither.”
Perfect for those who prefer peace, quiet, and a touch of sarcasm. Made from soft, breathable fabric with a relaxed fit that says “I’m chill, but don’t test me.” Whether you're dodging drama or just vibing solo, this hoodie does the talking so you don’t have to.